I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Tag Archives: Oh-im-so-funny!
Babi Goreng
“Be right back tau Baby,” i typed and threw a flat excuse into the instant messenger, “I nak tapau babi goreng for lunch.” For my years had been prosperous, — told Tan Yee Hou while rubbing my super-sized tummy, his … Continue reading
Mangsa Rogol
Pelik, Kuala Lumpur : Seorang laki-laki separuh-Melayu-separuh-Gatal yang sudah akhil baligh, telah dirogol sehingga kurang siuman. Perlukah dia report polis?
We love and forget, we love and forget
When her face was the prettiest — and it looked warm, like love in the morning — i had told, “Baby, i asked Sarah* to design something for me, kinda like her design.” “Oh yeah? Design apa Baby?” “I ada … Continue reading
Shut up
I have shut down my previous blog, and started a new one — this blog has had its URLs changed so many times to prevent it from being discovered. Well, this time i want to write for myself. I want … Continue reading
Jantan Perosak
“Baby, i think i’m pregnant lah. Takut tak?” Pesanan ringkas masuk, dari dia; tersisip di celah inbox, menari handphone yang sentiasa-silent-tak-pernah-ada-ringtone tanda pesanan ringkas masuk, dari dia. “Tak takut la, i know you’re barren. But i sayang you jugak, hihi,” … Continue reading