Tag Archives: Oh-im-so-funny!

Emails

Suddenly and secretly (i’m imagining everything that comes from me, is initially a secret), i’ve become addicted to replying work emails with ridiculous stories. This of course, not only puts my career at serious risk — as i’m expected to … Continue reading

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Doodle

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Elevator again

People like to talk to me in the elevators, even when my ears are plugged with artistic composition from the demented people who wish to die — they wish to no longer live in this world. I think so. But … Continue reading

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Cerita ‘Terlarang’ Bergambar : Sultry Mimi

Hai kawan-kawan. Nama saya Mimi Rosa. Mimi sangat pandai memasak telur rebus. Telur? Mmmm… hihihihi. Mimi kan, orangnya pemalu tau. Maaaaluuuuuu sangat. Tapi pandai menyanyi. Ah, lagu-lagu yang Mimi nyanyikan biasanya memang sedap-sedap belaka. Lagu burung tiong la, lagu burung … Continue reading

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Cerita Bergambar : Ramadhan Datang Lagi

Suatu pagi yang hening, dalam sejuk angin pagi ahad yang membekukan; dan muka yang comot dan rambut yang mengerbang, En. Firdy telah berkata; “Wah, hari ini sudah bulan ramadhan, mungkin bulan hadapan boleh menunaikan haji.” Maka segeralah En. Firdy bersiul-siul … Continue reading

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Peluru

Perlukah lagi aku menulis, untuk jiwa-jiwa lapar, jiwa-jiwa jerangkung yang kurus berkulitkan tulang? Ah Dunia Satu Jiwa, aku sentiasa menulis untuk kamu. Yang laju, yang perlahan, yang kurang bersopan, yang kadang buat kamu tersenyum, yang selalu buat kamu mengelamun, entah … Continue reading

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Korean Drama

After evangelizing all the people whom i loved, and the people whom i loved to poke fun at — to never watch Korean drama —, i’ve finally become who i’m not supposed to be : a fucking loser. I watched … Continue reading

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Crème brûlée

While watching Asian Food Channel and discussing about torch burners: of where to get them and what they can be used as other than to make crème brûlée, i had proposed; “I nak bakar your nipple.” “Sadist la you ni!” … Continue reading

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Doryatheology

In the beginning, Doria was a drama queen, but as she grew up, she had become a theatrical female deity. “Seeing your boyfriend?” asked someone. “Hell no! I’m single, man.” Said Doria, “I broke up with my boyfriend long time … Continue reading

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What does a guy say to a girl who wants to get pregnant

We say good bye! =P *** Temuramah sendiri-sendiri. Penemu-ramah : En. Firdauz, Firdauz : Ya saya. Penemu-ramah : Bolehkah En. Firdauz berkongsi kejadian tersebut. Firdauz : Mula-mula tu, dia kata nak datang tomorrow sahaja, then saya cuba pujuk kata “datang … Continue reading

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Terpeleot

Too much sex and masturbation have made my knees weaker than days without one. I blame pretty girls for this. I blame those hot caucasians whose names i do not know but moan so loud in the 60-minute porn movie … Continue reading

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The usual

“Baby, let’s eat.” I brought the super quick pasta i usually cooked on weekends with the usual grilled chicken i usually cooked with tunes of random Tamil songs i would sing, and dance a little to the television room. She … Continue reading

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Paradox

Every hour of my day, i would smile at Vernice and blow soft wind into her ears. She would giggle like a girl and i would smirk like a pervert, but it worked. It would always about work. “Vernice, what … Continue reading

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