I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- Curiosity almost killed this cat August 28, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Tag Archives: Oh-im-so-funny!
Emails
Suddenly and secretly (i’m imagining everything that comes from me, is initially a secret), i’ve become addicted to replying work emails with ridiculous stories. This of course, not only puts my career at serious risk — as i’m expected to … Continue reading
Elevator again
People like to talk to me in the elevators, even when my ears are plugged with artistic composition from the demented people who wish to die — they wish to no longer live in this world. I think so. But … Continue reading
Peluru
Perlukah lagi aku menulis, untuk jiwa-jiwa lapar, jiwa-jiwa jerangkung yang kurus berkulitkan tulang? Ah Dunia Satu Jiwa, aku sentiasa menulis untuk kamu. Yang laju, yang perlahan, yang kurang bersopan, yang kadang buat kamu tersenyum, yang selalu buat kamu mengelamun, entah … Continue reading
Korean Drama
After evangelizing all the people whom i loved, and the people whom i loved to poke fun at — to never watch Korean drama —, i’ve finally become who i’m not supposed to be : a fucking loser. I watched … Continue reading
Crème brûlée
While watching Asian Food Channel and discussing about torch burners: of where to get them and what they can be used as other than to make crème brûlée, i had proposed; “I nak bakar your nipple.” “Sadist la you ni!” … Continue reading
Doryatheology
In the beginning, Doria was a drama queen, but as she grew up, she had become a theatrical female deity. “Seeing your boyfriend?” asked someone. “Hell no! I’m single, man.” Said Doria, “I broke up with my boyfriend long time … Continue reading
What does a guy say to a girl who wants to get pregnant
We say good bye! =P *** Temuramah sendiri-sendiri. Penemu-ramah : En. Firdauz, Firdauz : Ya saya. Penemu-ramah : Bolehkah En. Firdauz berkongsi kejadian tersebut. Firdauz : Mula-mula tu, dia kata nak datang tomorrow sahaja, then saya cuba pujuk kata “datang … Continue reading
Terpeleot
Too much sex and masturbation have made my knees weaker than days without one. I blame pretty girls for this. I blame those hot caucasians whose names i do not know but moan so loud in the 60-minute porn movie … Continue reading
The usual
“Baby, let’s eat.” I brought the super quick pasta i usually cooked on weekends with the usual grilled chicken i usually cooked with tunes of random Tamil songs i would sing, and dance a little to the television room. She … Continue reading
Paradox
Every hour of my day, i would smile at Vernice and blow soft wind into her ears. She would giggle like a girl and i would smirk like a pervert, but it worked. It would always about work. “Vernice, what … Continue reading