I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- Curiosity almost killed this cat August 28, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Tag Archives: merepek
Emails
Suddenly and secretly (i’m imagining everything that comes from me, is initially a secret), i’ve become addicted to replying work emails with ridiculous stories. This of course, not only puts my career at serious risk — as i’m expected to … Continue reading
Kerepek
“You pergilah!” marah dia, “you pergilah kat perempuan mata bulat tu. Macam mata ikan. You suka kan.” What? I didn’t do anything. And the ‘mata ikan‘ girl, she’s like what? A boring chapter of my life? But, my girlfriend, she … Continue reading
Ah, i should be sleeping
I hate it. (You shouldn’t read this sentence that fast). I hate it. (Pause, now taste what i say, slowly, don’t rush). I hate who i am. I hate what i do to my life. My life is a common … Continue reading
Medical Journal : Nov 14th, 2009. Earth.
A month after today. Tomorrow, I will revolutionize the world. I will start with brushing my teeth in the morning. For precisely 10 minutes, that’s all it will take. For the next 24 months, I will find the perfect cure … Continue reading
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Tagged alternative universe, gila!, half-truth, merepek, particles, quantum, science
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Yenmay Phoa
is a girl when i first met i thought was beautiful like the sun, regardless if no one would share the same opinion as mine. Through time, i learnt that she isn’t so pretty. Quite ugly actually. And her mind … Continue reading
On the first day of Raya,
bored with humanity, wanting to be a frog, i had messaged Horny; “Bak Kut Teh when! Hoho.” There was no reply. Horny is a terrible person. So i messaged Mellissa, “Mell, lets have Bak Kut Teh. Beg KY for it … Continue reading