I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Tag Archives: i’m almost funny
I see.
Teks masuk; “Baby, Tuhan kirimlah aku, kekasih yang baik hati, yang mencintai aku apa adanya.” Lelaki-yang-selalu-curang-tapi-baik-hati membaca, cuba memahami, dan membalas, “Kekasih you jahat eh? =p” Teks masuk; “Bodoh la. I used to like that song, masa tu I takda … Continue reading
Infidel and pork
“Baby, can our children eat pork?” “No way man!” “But why? I want our children to be able to choose their own beliefs.” “I penat-penat nanti mengandung for 9 months, i have a say right?” I have agreed to this, … Continue reading
Wet
She jumped onto my bed immediately after i opened the door for her; and threw her belongings onto the floor and straightaway went online with my laptop. She must have been addicted to internet, and tired of the long journey. … Continue reading
Oh, god damn it.
I dreamed of making love to a sweet girl last night and didn’t wet my pants. This sucks =(
Ooooohhhh, now i know
I called her for a few minutes, abruptly changed the topic during an interesting conversation, and i said good bye before she finished her sentence. I did this because i’m a crazy fool. And then i thought, how clever i … Continue reading
I’m now,
a married man. I’m so sorry, i didn’t invite you guys!! But the wedding ceremony so low budget one, we did it in my office and we had KFC and Ribena only. Butttt….. Alhamdulillah. Tan Yee Hou was our ‘Tok … Continue reading
Mentega lembut
“Firdy,” called Vernice and asked “what is jiwang?” “Jiwang means cheesy or corny,” i told vernice. “What’s corny, horny i know la.” “Errmmm.. corny and cheesy share the same meaning.” When i failed to explain to Vernice the meaning of … Continue reading
Jihad Message
“Hi Baby, i mimpi Sofia* tadi. Pastu i mimpi you but it’s not your face. Tapi u jadi tabligh long beard. Haha.” A message just came in. I get it, girls when they become jealous, the other girl whom they … Continue reading
Hola,
Girlfriend no. 4038, please reply. Since the Invasion of Iraq, and the years after that, i don’t remember buying any girl any gift, or perhaps i’ve had, but i simply can’t recall. To tell you honestly, Girlfriend no. 4038 — … Continue reading
Quantum Fat Bastard
Each time we make fun of someone, the universe is split into two. Some continue to live almost happily in the universe where the angry police would correct their behavior and tell them what’s right and what’s wrong. And these … Continue reading
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Tagged alternative universe, bodoh-la, i'm almost funny, matter, particles, quantum, science
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