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	<title>Quantum Magic &#187; i&#8217;m almost funny</title>
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		<title>Horny at the workplace</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/08/30/horny-at-the-workplace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, i&#8217;ve been wondering whether it is natural to feel slightly horny when in actual reality, you&#8217;re &#8216;busy focusing&#8217; on something else. Say, in my case, doing a digital artwork. In my case, &#8216;busy&#8217; means i still have the time &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/08/30/horny-at-the-workplace/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Abang macho pipi tembam tu cakap</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/07/13/abang-macho-pipi-tembam-tu-cakap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2826</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Alamak bukanlah ibu kandung Aladdin.&#8221; Which reminds me of these two orang gila. They always have nice lame jokes. And those racist jokes, they are the best.]]></description>
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		<title>Saying the fantastic things your girlfriends want to hear.</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/07/13/saying-the-fantastic-things-your-girlfriends-want-to-hear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2792</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You ade affair kan?&#8221; Tanya Si Perempuan yang gelisah perihal boiprennya yang sedikit lambat menjawab pesanan-segera-peringkat-nasional (MSN). &#8220;Memang, perempuan tu dah mengandung pun.&#8221; Kata Si Lelaki yang hebat.]]></description>
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		<title>Hakikatnya, tangan siapa sebenarnya?</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/tangan-siapa-sebenarnya/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 23:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2640</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Nah,&#8221; sambil menghulur, &#8220;ambik bantal keras ni. Mesti you pernah masturbate guna bantal ni kan?&#8221; Berpusing mengalih di atas katil, &#8220;Aah, memang pernah pun. Kesian you boleh guna tangan je.&#8221; Kata si perempuan, mengejek si lelaki. &#8220;Tak lah. I boleh &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/tangan-siapa-sebenarnya/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kerepek</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/02/10/kerepek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You pergilah!&#8221; marah dia, &#8220;you pergilah kat perempuan mata bulat tu. Macam mata ikan. You suka kan.&#8221; What? I didn&#8217;t do anything. And the &#8216;mata ikan&#8216; girl, she&#8217;s like what? A boring chapter of my life? But, my girlfriend, she &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/02/10/kerepek/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is arrogance necessary?</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/20/is-arrogance-necessary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m of the opinion that being arrogant and declaring my pride is of an essential function to being Firdy. It is not just about promoting myself above the people who choose to lose to my fabricated lies of nonexistent overachievement, &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/20/is-arrogance-necessary/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures i stole from the net</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/17/pictures-i-stole-from-the-net/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/17/pictures-i-stole-from-the-net/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Puasa separuh hari. Makan banyak, gemuk macam Jestina. Sober. Drunk, obviously. Beyond drunk, obviously. Errrr&#8230;.. probably not even me. Someone who looks like me, i guess.]]></description>
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		<title>Bluek ~~</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/15/bluek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t like you.]]></description>
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		<title>Dancing fail</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/10/dancing-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When no one&#8217;s around, i dance. Although yeah, awfully wrong. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Dancing in the office Erotic dancing in my room]]></description>
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		<title>Firdy teaches you Japanese</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/30/firdy-teaches-you-japanese/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/30/firdy-teaches-you-japanese/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend (yeah, i have a girlfriend, hihi) went to Japan and did her degree under the sponsorship of the Japanese Government. That was some years ago. Today, she&#8217;s a spy for their secret intelligence. So one day she bought &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/30/firdy-teaches-you-japanese/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Halal Friends</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/28/halal-friends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It shocked me when it arrived. Micheal Jackson, i thought, must have inspired one of these people. I had never seen it being ordered before. &#8220;Why there&#8217;s chicken?&#8221; i asked and the thought of it was chaotic. Horny Bin Abdullah &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/28/halal-friends/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Today,</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/24/today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cut my finger and wrapped it with a crocodile. I didn&#8217;t claim insurance, i didn&#8217;t take medical leave, because i&#8217;m strong like Hercules. Not like you, sissy readers of mine.]]></description>
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		<title>After late-night shower,</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/21/after-late-night-shower/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[while getting ready for late-night sex, i sang quietly, but Anis had thought that i was talking to her; &#8220;What did you say baby?&#8221; &#8220;Nothing, i was singing.&#8221; &#8220;Lagu apa you nyanyi?&#8221; I sang, &#8220;Selawat dan salam, untuk Rasul junjungan, &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/21/after-late-night-shower/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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