I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Tag Archives: Friends
Missing Carlos
Come back to KL Carlos!!! We miss you already! Oh the Pinoy are the nicest people around.
Pictures i stole from the net
Puasa separuh hari. Makan banyak, gemuk macam Jestina. Sober. Drunk, obviously. Beyond drunk, obviously. Errrr….. probably not even me. Someone who looks like me, i guess.
Yenmay Phoa
is a girl when i first met i thought was beautiful like the sun, regardless if no one would share the same opinion as mine. Through time, i learnt that she isn’t so pretty. Quite ugly actually. And her mind … Continue reading
I’ll see you when i see you
Remember in the back seat when we were doing, errr… nothing i guess. You’re a nice friend. Remember the tattoo parlour and surgical needles. And the piercing and the cupcakes. Go take over the world yeah. And then i’ll see … Continue reading
Halal Friends
It shocked me when it arrived. Micheal Jackson, i thought, must have inspired one of these people. I had never seen it being ordered before. “Why there’s chicken?” i asked and the thought of it was chaotic. Horny Bin Abdullah … Continue reading
Fruity Gelato
The physician told her nonsense, and she wept sorrowful tears one night, sharing the nonsense with me. “I might Firdy, i might have breast cancer,” she told, “don’t tell anyone please. Promise me.” “Promise me Vernice,” I whispered, courageously to … Continue reading
Boys
“Bring it back dude!” I told Yee Hou about it. “You gotta make it happen again.” Back when the years were still young and a little sweet and a little sour — about half a century ago i would imagine … Continue reading