I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Tag Archives: cinta-monyet
Kerepek
“You pergilah!” marah dia, “you pergilah kat perempuan mata bulat tu. Macam mata ikan. You suka kan.” What? I didn’t do anything. And the ‘mata ikan‘ girl, she’s like what? A boring chapter of my life? But, my girlfriend, she … Continue reading
Is arrogance necessary?
I’m of the opinion that being arrogant and declaring my pride is of an essential function to being Firdy. It is not just about promoting myself above the people who choose to lose to my fabricated lies of nonexistent overachievement, … Continue reading
After late-night shower,
while getting ready for late-night sex, i sang quietly, but Anis had thought that i was talking to her; “What did you say baby?” “Nothing, i was singing.” “Lagu apa you nyanyi?” I sang, “Selawat dan salam, untuk Rasul junjungan, … Continue reading
Ereyesterday.
You, Today, i missed you. Yesterday, i missed you too. The day before yesterday, i forgot, i think got also la. Been missing you, i think. I’m not so sure. Maybe!
Orchids and Donuts.
She likes orchids, exotic and heady orchids and is of the opinion that roses are tacky. My opinion of roses is far more offensive, it often offends young lovers of those who enjoy giving and receiving a bouquet of half-dead … Continue reading
And
Upon monday; and how i have loved it — to have spent a relaxing monday like this in bed, trying to get into her pants and; kissing, and
Ooooohhhh, now i know
I called her for a few minutes, abruptly changed the topic during an interesting conversation, and i said good bye before she finished her sentence. I did this because i’m a crazy fool. And then i thought, how clever i … Continue reading
Like a bottle of milk
It’s Sunday, and i know i miss you a lot, but i didn’t ask you to come over, because we both have agreed, absence makes the heart grow fonder. I did what you did when you were here, i put … Continue reading
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Tagged alternative universe, bodoh-la, cinta-monyet, jiwa lembik boohoo!
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Relativity
Time is relative, it slows down when it’s exposed to a greater gravity. Time is relative, one second for you, could be a year longer for me. It was in that one trivial second of yours when my heart rapidly … Continue reading
Tidurlah Dunia
“Baby, 25th ni i jumpa you boleh?” suara Perempuan Tersayang di hujung telefon. Lembut, persis suara perempuan kesanyangan, lembut itu jatuh, rehatnya dalam hati-hati orang yang bersayang-sayang. “It’s our (3rd month) anniversary kan?” aku bertanya, berhati-hati. “Hahaha, i tak main … Continue reading