I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Tag Archives: bodoh-la
After late-night shower,
while getting ready for late-night sex, i sang quietly, but Anis had thought that i was talking to her; “What did you say baby?” “Nothing, i was singing.” “Lagu apa you nyanyi?” I sang, “Selawat dan salam, untuk Rasul junjungan, … Continue reading
I see.
Teks masuk; “Baby, Tuhan kirimlah aku, kekasih yang baik hati, yang mencintai aku apa adanya.” Lelaki-yang-selalu-curang-tapi-baik-hati membaca, cuba memahami, dan membalas, “Kekasih you jahat eh? =p” Teks masuk; “Bodoh la. I used to like that song, masa tu I takda … Continue reading
Infidel and pork
“Baby, can our children eat pork?” “No way man!” “But why? I want our children to be able to choose their own beliefs.” “I penat-penat nanti mengandung for 9 months, i have a say right?” I have agreed to this, … Continue reading
FML.
Today, i overheard a conversation. My colleague told a female colleague “If i were a Mickey Mouse”. He claims to have never had sex with his girlfriend. He likes to touch my fingers and calls it the finger thing. FML. … Continue reading
Today’s conversation in the staircase
“Firdy, you have to meet Karim!” She said, “he’s a really funny guy!”. “You know, he puasa the whole day, and buka eating pork.” “Hahahahaha, what the hell.” Us laughing. “I know, what the hell right. Karim is such a … Continue reading
Wet
She jumped onto my bed immediately after i opened the door for her; and threw her belongings onto the floor and straightaway went online with my laptop. She must have been addicted to internet, and tired of the long journey. … Continue reading
Oh, god damn it.
I dreamed of making love to a sweet girl last night and didn’t wet my pants. This sucks =(
Orchids and Donuts.
She likes orchids, exotic and heady orchids and is of the opinion that roses are tacky. My opinion of roses is far more offensive, it often offends young lovers of those who enjoy giving and receiving a bouquet of half-dead … Continue reading
Boys
“Bring it back dude!” I told Yee Hou about it. “You gotta make it happen again.” Back when the years were still young and a little sweet and a little sour — about half a century ago i would imagine … Continue reading
Tuanya perempuan ini
Sekarang ini, Perempuan Tua sedang duduk sebelah, tengah suapkan buah kiwi, sebabnya : Saya tidak tidur hampir 5 hari, ok, tidur cuma 4-6 jam satu hari. Kalau disimpulkan, telah bekerja hampir 18 jam satu hari selama 5 hari berturut-turut, dan … Continue reading
Korean Drama
After evangelizing all the people whom i loved, and the people whom i loved to poke fun at — to never watch Korean drama —, i’ve finally become who i’m not supposed to be : a fucking loser. I watched … Continue reading
Ooooohhhh, now i know
I called her for a few minutes, abruptly changed the topic during an interesting conversation, and i said good bye before she finished her sentence. I did this because i’m a crazy fool. And then i thought, how clever i … Continue reading