I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Tag Archives: bodoh-la
Horny at the workplace
Lately, i’ve been wondering whether it is natural to feel slightly horny when in actual reality, you’re ‘busy focusing’ on something else. Say, in my case, doing a digital artwork. In my case, ‘busy’ means i still have the time … Continue reading
Abang macho pipi tembam tu cakap
“Alamak bukanlah ibu kandung Aladdin.” Which reminds me of these two orang gila. They always have nice lame jokes. And those racist jokes, they are the best.
Saying the fantastic things your girlfriends want to hear.
“You ade affair kan?” Tanya Si Perempuan yang gelisah perihal boiprennya yang sedikit lambat menjawab pesanan-segera-peringkat-nasional (MSN). “Memang, perempuan tu dah mengandung pun.” Kata Si Lelaki yang hebat.
Emails
Suddenly and secretly (i’m imagining everything that comes from me, is initially a secret), i’ve become addicted to replying work emails with ridiculous stories. This of course, not only puts my career at serious risk — as i’m expected to … Continue reading
Hakikatnya, tangan siapa sebenarnya?
“Nah,” sambil menghulur, “ambik bantal keras ni. Mesti you pernah masturbate guna bantal ni kan?” Berpusing mengalih di atas katil, “Aah, memang pernah pun. Kesian you boleh guna tangan je.” Kata si perempuan, mengejek si lelaki. “Tak lah. I boleh … Continue reading
Internships
While showing her the source file, i had asked Veen Dee, “Do you know what a smart object is?” “No, tell me about it” “Well, in photoshop, a smart object is one of the few things smart people like me … Continue reading
Kerepek
“You pergilah!” marah dia, “you pergilah kat perempuan mata bulat tu. Macam mata ikan. You suka kan.” What? I didn’t do anything. And the ‘mata ikan‘ girl, she’s like what? A boring chapter of my life? But, my girlfriend, she … Continue reading
Is arrogance necessary?
I’m of the opinion that being arrogant and declaring my pride is of an essential function to being Firdy. It is not just about promoting myself above the people who choose to lose to my fabricated lies of nonexistent overachievement, … Continue reading
Pictures i stole from the net
Puasa separuh hari. Makan banyak, gemuk macam Jestina. Sober. Drunk, obviously. Beyond drunk, obviously. Errrr….. probably not even me. Someone who looks like me, i guess.
Dancing fail
When no one’s around, i dance. Although yeah, awfully wrong. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Dancing in the office Erotic dancing in my room
Firdy teaches you Japanese
My girlfriend (yeah, i have a girlfriend, hihi) went to Japan and did her degree under the sponsorship of the Japanese Government. That was some years ago. Today, she’s a spy for their secret intelligence. So one day she bought … Continue reading
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Today,
I cut my finger and wrapped it with a crocodile. I didn’t claim insurance, i didn’t take medical leave, because i’m strong like Hercules. Not like you, sissy readers of mine.