I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
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What does a guy say to a girl who wants to get pregnant
We say good bye! =P *** Temuramah sendiri-sendiri. Penemu-ramah : En. Firdauz, Firdauz : Ya saya. Penemu-ramah : Bolehkah En. Firdauz berkongsi kejadian tersebut. Firdauz : Mula-mula tu, dia kata nak datang tomorrow sahaja, then saya cuba pujuk kata “datang … Continue reading
Tidurlah Dunia
“Baby, 25th ni i jumpa you boleh?” suara Perempuan Tersayang di hujung telefon. Lembut, persis suara perempuan kesanyangan, lembut itu jatuh, rehatnya dalam hati-hati orang yang bersayang-sayang. “It’s our (3rd month) anniversary kan?” aku bertanya, berhati-hati. “Hahaha, i tak main … Continue reading
Mangsa Rogol
Pelik, Kuala Lumpur : Seorang laki-laki separuh-Melayu-separuh-Gatal yang sudah akhil baligh, telah dirogol sehingga kurang siuman. Perlukah dia report polis?
Jantan Perosak
“Baby, i think i’m pregnant lah. Takut tak?” Pesanan ringkas masuk, dari dia; tersisip di celah inbox, menari handphone yang sentiasa-silent-tak-pernah-ada-ringtone tanda pesanan ringkas masuk, dari dia. “Tak takut la, i know you’re barren. But i sayang you jugak, hihi,” … Continue reading