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	<title>Quantum Magic &#187; bahasa</title>
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		<title>Saying the fantastic things your girlfriends want to hear.</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/07/13/saying-the-fantastic-things-your-girlfriends-want-to-hear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2792</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You ade affair kan?&#8221; Tanya Si Perempuan yang gelisah perihal boiprennya yang sedikit lambat menjawab pesanan-segera-peringkat-nasional (MSN). &#8220;Memang, perempuan tu dah mengandung pun.&#8221; Kata Si Lelaki yang hebat.]]></description>
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		<title>Emails #2</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/06/22/emails-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2673</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a work email, i wrote a short fiction in English. This is the rendition, in Bahasa. Ketika umur masih kecil angkanya, telah dikhabarkan pada saya oleh seorang gynecologist bahawa tempatnya yang saya lawati tersebut, bukanlah tempat yang betul untuk &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/06/22/emails-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hakikatnya, tangan siapa sebenarnya?</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/tangan-siapa-sebenarnya/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/tangan-siapa-sebenarnya/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 23:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2640</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Nah,&#8221; sambil menghulur, &#8220;ambik bantal keras ni. Mesti you pernah masturbate guna bantal ni kan?&#8221; Berpusing mengalih di atas katil, &#8220;Aah, memang pernah pun. Kesian you boleh guna tangan je.&#8221; Kata si perempuan, mengejek si lelaki. &#8220;Tak lah. I boleh &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/tangan-siapa-sebenarnya/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kerepek</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/02/10/kerepek/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/02/10/kerepek/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Twaddle]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2536</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You pergilah!&#8221; marah dia, &#8220;you pergilah kat perempuan mata bulat tu. Macam mata ikan. You suka kan.&#8221; What? I didn&#8217;t do anything. And the &#8216;mata ikan&#8216; girl, she&#8217;s like what? A boring chapter of my life? But, my girlfriend, she &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/02/10/kerepek/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Help! =(</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/30/help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Note]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2290</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My phone doesn&#8217;t charge anymore. The connector rosak already! I die la like this =( Never in my life have i bought any canggih handphone. The most advanced handphone i bought was Nokia 3315, and that was in 2002 i &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/30/help/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures i stole from the net</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/17/pictures-i-stole-from-the-net/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/17/pictures-i-stole-from-the-net/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Twaddle]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1878</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Puasa separuh hari. Makan banyak, gemuk macam Jestina. Sober. Drunk, obviously. Beyond drunk, obviously. Errrr&#8230;.. probably not even me. Someone who looks like me, i guess.]]></description>
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		<title>To the muslims, Selamat Hari Raya</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/19/to-the-muslims-selamat-hari-raya/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/19/to-the-muslims-selamat-hari-raya/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1220</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know, i know. I&#8217;ve done many awful things that might have offended you guys. Although of course, i never meant to. So yeah, Selemat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir dan Batin. Duit Raya jangan lupa tau? =P P/s : Please &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/19/to-the-muslims-selamat-hari-raya/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I see.</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/15/i-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1105</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Teks masuk; &#8220;Baby, Tuhan kirimlah aku, kekasih yang baik hati, yang mencintai aku apa adanya.&#8221; Lelaki-yang-selalu-curang-tapi-baik-hati membaca, cuba memahami, dan membalas, &#8220;Kekasih you jahat eh? =p&#8221; Teks masuk; &#8220;Bodoh la. I used to like that song, masa tu I takda &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/15/i-see/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cerita &#8216;Terlarang&#8217; Bergambar : Sultry Mimi</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/12/cerita-terlarang-bergambar-sultry-mimi/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/12/cerita-terlarang-bergambar-sultry-mimi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1003</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hai kawan-kawan. Nama saya Mimi Rosa. Mimi sangat pandai memasak telur rebus. Telur? Mmmm&#8230; hihihihi. Mimi kan, orangnya pemalu tau. Maaaaluuuuuu sangat. Tapi pandai menyanyi. Ah, lagu-lagu yang Mimi nyanyikan biasanya memang sedap-sedap belaka. Lagu burung tiong la, lagu burung &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/12/cerita-terlarang-bergambar-sultry-mimi/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Perempuan Sihir</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/08/perempua-sihir/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/08/perempua-sihir/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 17:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=953</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dia merenung dalam, mencari bicara pagi buat santapan kami berdua, dan dicapai dengan hujung jarinya sedikit kedalam sebelum diceritakan begini, &#8220;Bulu hidung you ada uban.&#8221; Kata si Perempuan Tua. &#8220;Bukan la! Taik hidung I kut.&#8221; Aku membalas bohongan Perempuan Tua &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/08/perempua-sihir/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cerita Bergambar : Ramadhan Datang Lagi</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/08/26/cerita-bergambar-ramadhan-datang-lagi/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/08/26/cerita-bergambar-ramadhan-datang-lagi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=850</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Suatu pagi yang hening, dalam sejuk angin pagi ahad yang membekukan; dan muka yang comot dan rambut yang mengerbang, En. Firdy telah berkata; &#8220;Wah, hari ini sudah bulan ramadhan, mungkin bulan hadapan boleh menunaikan haji.&#8221; Maka segeralah En. Firdy bersiul-siul &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/08/26/cerita-bergambar-ramadhan-datang-lagi/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Peluru</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/08/19/peluru/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=806</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Perlukah lagi aku menulis, untuk jiwa-jiwa lapar, jiwa-jiwa jerangkung yang kurus berkulitkan tulang? Ah Dunia Satu Jiwa, aku sentiasa menulis untuk kamu. Yang laju, yang perlahan, yang kurang bersopan, yang kadang buat kamu tersenyum, yang selalu buat kamu mengelamun, entah &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/08/19/peluru/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tuanya perempuan ini</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/08/10/tuanya-perempuan-ini/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/08/10/tuanya-perempuan-ini/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Twaddle]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=700</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sekarang ini, Perempuan Tua sedang duduk sebelah, tengah suapkan buah kiwi, sebabnya : Saya tidak tidur hampir 5 hari, ok, tidur cuma 4-6 jam satu hari. Kalau disimpulkan, telah bekerja hampir 18 jam satu hari selama 5 hari berturut-turut, dan &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/08/10/tuanya-perempuan-ini/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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