I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Category Archives: Twaddle
Today,
I cut my finger and wrapped it with a crocodile. I didn’t claim insurance, i didn’t take medical leave, because i’m strong like Hercules. Not like you, sissy readers of mine.
If i were a neutrino,
and i could pass through everything at the speed of light, i would stop in at your heart and break it, i would stop in at your heart and break its wall and you would tell me to go away, … Continue reading
On the first day of Raya,
bored with humanity, wanting to be a frog, i had messaged Horny; “Bak Kut Teh when! Hoho.” There was no reply. Horny is a terrible person. So i messaged Mellissa, “Mell, lets have Bak Kut Teh. Beg KY for it … Continue reading
Infidel and pork
“Baby, can our children eat pork?” “No way man!” “But why? I want our children to be able to choose their own beliefs.” “I penat-penat nanti mengandung for 9 months, i have a say right?” I have agreed to this, … Continue reading
Big Bang
My heart grows bigger all of a sudden, like the big bang, it expands, creates more room for you and you. I love you, i didn’t write this, something suggested it but i love you, whoever you are, i love … Continue reading
Oh, god damn it.
I dreamed of making love to a sweet girl last night and didn’t wet my pants. This sucks =(
Boys
“Bring it back dude!” I told Yee Hou about it. “You gotta make it happen again.” Back when the years were still young and a little sweet and a little sour — about half a century ago i would imagine … Continue reading
And
Upon monday; and how i have loved it — to have spent a relaxing monday like this in bed, trying to get into her pants and; kissing, and
Tuanya perempuan ini
Sekarang ini, Perempuan Tua sedang duduk sebelah, tengah suapkan buah kiwi, sebabnya : Saya tidak tidur hampir 5 hari, ok, tidur cuma 4-6 jam satu hari. Kalau disimpulkan, telah bekerja hampir 18 jam satu hari selama 5 hari berturut-turut, dan … Continue reading
Korean Drama
After evangelizing all the people whom i loved, and the people whom i loved to poke fun at — to never watch Korean drama —, i’ve finally become who i’m not supposed to be : a fucking loser. I watched … Continue reading
What does a guy say to a girl who wants to get pregnant
We say good bye! =P *** Temuramah sendiri-sendiri. Penemu-ramah : En. Firdauz, Firdauz : Ya saya. Penemu-ramah : Bolehkah En. Firdauz berkongsi kejadian tersebut. Firdauz : Mula-mula tu, dia kata nak datang tomorrow sahaja, then saya cuba pujuk kata “datang … Continue reading
Quantum Merepek
A very interesting video which trying to discuss the wave-particle duality but uses pseudoscience crap and tells us that particles of matter are aware of the observers and they change they behaviour from wave to particle. Half-science half-crap video, but … Continue reading