I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Category Archives: Twaddle
Horny at the workplace
Lately, i’ve been wondering whether it is natural to feel slightly horny when in actual reality, you’re ‘busy focusing’ on something else. Say, in my case, doing a digital artwork. In my case, ‘busy’ means i still have the time … Continue reading
Abang macho pipi tembam tu cakap
“Alamak bukanlah ibu kandung Aladdin.” Which reminds me of these two orang gila. They always have nice lame jokes. And those racist jokes, they are the best.
Emails
Suddenly and secretly (i’m imagining everything that comes from me, is initially a secret), i’ve become addicted to replying work emails with ridiculous stories. This of course, not only puts my career at serious risk — as i’m expected to … Continue reading
Hooray for a lazy breakfast (and dinner)
Grilled asparagus with soft-boiled egg and chicken with potatoes and tomatoes, cooked with oregano and red wine. Lazy people like me, do lazy cooking. Haha
Kerepek
“You pergilah!” marah dia, “you pergilah kat perempuan mata bulat tu. Macam mata ikan. You suka kan.” What? I didn’t do anything. And the ‘mata ikan‘ girl, she’s like what? A boring chapter of my life? But, my girlfriend, she … Continue reading
Tykoh Inagiku
Food was great. I liked their tuna salad so much. (and the nigiri sushi and the rolled sushi but perhaps everything was delicious) And the girlfriend, although was delicious, was angry with me because i lost my phone, and because … Continue reading
Lights
So i’m back, i said that i would, and i’m back, because i finally could. and the girlfriend was coming out from the bathroom and shot naked. Hah! She became, a naked light.
Ah, i should be sleeping
I hate it. (You shouldn’t read this sentence that fast). I hate it. (Pause, now taste what i say, slowly, don’t rush). I hate who i am. I hate what i do to my life. My life is a common … Continue reading
Pictures i stole from the net
Puasa separuh hari. Makan banyak, gemuk macam Jestina. Sober. Drunk, obviously. Beyond drunk, obviously. Errrr….. probably not even me. Someone who looks like me, i guess.
Dancing fail
When no one’s around, i dance. Although yeah, awfully wrong. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Dancing in the office Erotic dancing in my room
Firdy teaches you Japanese
My girlfriend (yeah, i have a girlfriend, hihi) went to Japan and did her degree under the sponsorship of the Japanese Government. That was some years ago. Today, she’s a spy for their secret intelligence. So one day she bought … Continue reading
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Tagged bodoh-la, exaggerated, half-truth, i'm almost funny, learn japanese, video
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