I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Category Archives: Anecdote
FML.
Today, i overheard a conversation. My colleague told a female colleague “If i were a Mickey Mouse”. He claims to have never had sex with his girlfriend. He likes to touch my fingers and calls it the finger thing. FML. … Continue reading
Perempuan Sihir
Dia merenung dalam, mencari bicara pagi buat santapan kami berdua, dan dicapai dengan hujung jarinya sedikit kedalam sebelum diceritakan begini, “Bulu hidung you ada uban.” Kata si Perempuan Tua. “Bukan la! Taik hidung I kut.” Aku membalas bohongan Perempuan Tua … Continue reading
Fruity Gelato
The physician told her nonsense, and she wept sorrowful tears one night, sharing the nonsense with me. “I might Firdy, i might have breast cancer,” she told, “don’t tell anyone please. Promise me.” “Promise me Vernice,” I whispered, courageously to … Continue reading
Today’s conversation in the staircase
“Firdy, you have to meet Karim!” She said, “he’s a really funny guy!”. “You know, he puasa the whole day, and buka eating pork.” “Hahahahaha, what the hell.” Us laughing. “I know, what the hell right. Karim is such a … Continue reading
Wet
She jumped onto my bed immediately after i opened the door for her; and threw her belongings onto the floor and straightaway went online with my laptop. She must have been addicted to internet, and tired of the long journey. … Continue reading
Peluru
Perlukah lagi aku menulis, untuk jiwa-jiwa lapar, jiwa-jiwa jerangkung yang kurus berkulitkan tulang? Ah Dunia Satu Jiwa, aku sentiasa menulis untuk kamu. Yang laju, yang perlahan, yang kurang bersopan, yang kadang buat kamu tersenyum, yang selalu buat kamu mengelamun, entah … Continue reading
Ooooohhhh, now i know
I called her for a few minutes, abruptly changed the topic during an interesting conversation, and i said good bye before she finished her sentence. I did this because i’m a crazy fool. And then i thought, how clever i … Continue reading
Crème brûlée
While watching Asian Food Channel and discussing about torch burners: of where to get them and what they can be used as other than to make crème brûlée, i had proposed; “I nak bakar your nipple.” “Sadist la you ni!” … Continue reading
Chapter 2 : Domestication
“Jestina,” i ran my palm across the white cotton bedsheet — soft, a little cold, clean — and laid down the small ironing board on the second bed. While pulling the rattan chair, setting it next to the bed, biting … Continue reading
Chapter 1 : Dry coffee
The coffee in Seramban tasted like charcoal with sugar, i drank and smiled the widest smile and was in that smile — both dark and wide, teeth stained with coffee, heart entertained with self-deprecating humor — that i complained about … Continue reading
Weird
I’m in the office right now, suddenly i heard a loud voice similar to someone breathing with a blocked nose. The loud sound came from the other side of the office, the lights were off in this side of office. … Continue reading
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Doryatheology
In the beginning, Doria was a drama queen, but as she grew up, she had become a theatrical female deity. “Seeing your boyfriend?” asked someone. “Hell no! I’m single, man.” Said Doria, “I broke up with my boyfriend long time … Continue reading