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	<title>Quantum Magic &#187; Anecdote</title>
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	<description>Quantum suicide and spin 1/2 fables.</description>
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		<title>The truth is,</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/07/22/the-truth-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2846</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[deep inside my heart, if you dive deep enough, there&#8217;s a tiny silly part of me who wants to be single again. To be happy in the strangest ways, and miserable again. I can be that dumb sometimes. And secretly, &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/07/22/the-truth-is/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Saying the fantastic things your girlfriends want to hear.</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/07/13/saying-the-fantastic-things-your-girlfriends-want-to-hear/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/07/13/saying-the-fantastic-things-your-girlfriends-want-to-hear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2792</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You ade affair kan?&#8221; Tanya Si Perempuan yang gelisah perihal boiprennya yang sedikit lambat menjawab pesanan-segera-peringkat-nasional (MSN). &#8220;Memang, perempuan tu dah mengandung pun.&#8221; Kata Si Lelaki yang hebat.]]></description>
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		<title>Emails #2</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/06/22/emails-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2673</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a work email, i wrote a short fiction in English. This is the rendition, in Bahasa. Ketika umur masih kecil angkanya, telah dikhabarkan pada saya oleh seorang gynecologist bahawa tempatnya yang saya lawati tersebut, bukanlah tempat yang betul untuk &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/06/22/emails-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hakikatnya, tangan siapa sebenarnya?</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/tangan-siapa-sebenarnya/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/tangan-siapa-sebenarnya/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 23:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2640</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Nah,&#8221; sambil menghulur, &#8220;ambik bantal keras ni. Mesti you pernah masturbate guna bantal ni kan?&#8221; Berpusing mengalih di atas katil, &#8220;Aah, memang pernah pun. Kesian you boleh guna tangan je.&#8221; Kata si perempuan, mengejek si lelaki. &#8220;Tak lah. I boleh &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/tangan-siapa-sebenarnya/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Internships</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/04/27/internships/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/04/27/internships/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 19:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=2619</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While showing her the source file, i had asked Veen Dee, &#8220;Do you know what a smart object is?&#8221; &#8220;No, tell me about it&#8221; &#8220;Well, in photoshop, a smart object is one of the few things smart people like me &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2010/04/27/internships/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Life begins at Firdauz takes 5.</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/11/02/life-begins-at-firdauz-takes-5/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/11/02/life-begins-at-firdauz-takes-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first writing i&#8217;ve ever written on Firdauz takes 5 goes like this; I am Firdauz. My life is a tragicomedy, a dangerous brew of turmoil and violent conflict. Each laughter causes another tear. Each love, comes with a rejection. &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/11/02/life-begins-at-firdauz-takes-5/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is arrogance necessary?</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/20/is-arrogance-necessary/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/20/is-arrogance-necessary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m of the opinion that being arrogant and declaring my pride is of an essential function to being Firdy. It is not just about promoting myself above the people who choose to lose to my fabricated lies of nonexistent overachievement, &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/20/is-arrogance-necessary/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Elevator again</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/06/elevator-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[People like to talk to me in the elevators, even when my ears are plugged with artistic composition from the demented people who wish to die &#8212; they wish to no longer live in this world. I think so. But &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/10/06/elevator-again/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>In the Mood for Love,</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/29/in-the-mood-for-love/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/29/in-the-mood-for-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1429</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[was the movie i watched with my loved one. Ikan Siakap masak 3 Rasa was the simple dinner we cooked afterward, eaten with brown rice.]]></description>
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		<title>Halal Friends</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/28/halal-friends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It shocked me when it arrived. Micheal Jackson, i thought, must have inspired one of these people. I had never seen it being ordered before. &#8220;Why there&#8217;s chicken?&#8221; i asked and the thought of it was chaotic. Horny Bin Abdullah &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/28/halal-friends/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Negaraku</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/25/negaraku/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/25/negaraku/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1326</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The access card didn&#8217;t work. I slapped it again against the stubborn device that was happy to reject my card each time — and was smaller than my palm — about three-four times this time, and each time i had &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/25/negaraku/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>After late-night shower,</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/21/after-late-night-shower/</link>
		<comments>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/21/after-late-night-shower/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[while getting ready for late-night sex, i sang quietly, but Anis had thought that i was talking to her; &#8220;What did you say baby?&#8221; &#8220;Nothing, i was singing.&#8221; &#8220;Lagu apa you nyanyi?&#8221; I sang, &#8220;Selawat dan salam, untuk Rasul junjungan, &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/21/after-late-night-shower/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I see.</title>
		<link>http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/15/i-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zuadrif</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/?p=1105</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Teks masuk; &#8220;Baby, Tuhan kirimlah aku, kekasih yang baik hati, yang mencintai aku apa adanya.&#8221; Lelaki-yang-selalu-curang-tapi-baik-hati membaca, cuba memahami, dan membalas, &#8220;Kekasih you jahat eh? =p&#8221; Teks masuk; &#8220;Bodoh la. I used to like that song, masa tu I takda &#8230; <a href="http://quantummagic.firdauz.my/2009/09/15/i-see/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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