I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Monthly Archives: July 2010
The truth is,
deep inside my heart, if you dive deep enough, there’s a tiny silly part of me who wants to be single again. To be happy in the strangest ways, and miserable again. I can be that dumb sometimes. And secretly, … Continue reading
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Abang macho pipi tembam tu cakap
“Alamak bukanlah ibu kandung Aladdin.” Which reminds me of these two orang gila. They always have nice lame jokes. And those racist jokes, they are the best.
Saying the fantastic things your girlfriends want to hear.
“You ade affair kan?” Tanya Si Perempuan yang gelisah perihal boiprennya yang sedikit lambat menjawab pesanan-segera-peringkat-nasional (MSN). “Memang, perempuan tu dah mengandung pun.” Kata Si Lelaki yang hebat.
Personal liberty, burger babi.
There was almost dancing, behind this strange, unsettling writing, and there was almost every form of happiness dancing behind this strange, unsettling writing. There was a cold war too, i suppose, but there was almost dancing. Later, in a quiet … Continue reading