Kerepek

“You pergilah!” marah dia, “you pergilah kat perempuan mata bulat tu. Macam mata ikan. You suka kan.”

What? I didn’t do anything. And the ‘mata ikan‘ girl, she’s like what? A boring chapter of my life? But, my girlfriend, she likes to amuse me anyway. And everyday. With jokes like these.

Making fun of other people. I like that. A lot!

Michelle, gemuk. Karen, gemuk. Robb, berak busuk sangat.

Anwar, dilarang. Sensitif. Saiful, melarang. Sensitif juga, kena mandi dulu bang?