I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Infidel and pork
“Baby, can our children eat pork?” “No way man!” “But why? I want our children to be able to choose their own beliefs.” “I penat-penat nanti mengandung for 9 months, i have a say right?” I have agreed to this, … Continue reading
FML.
Today, i overheard a conversation. My colleague told a female colleague “If i were a Mickey Mouse”. He claims to have never had sex with his girlfriend. He likes to touch my fingers and calls it the finger thing. FML. … Continue reading
Perempuan Sihir
Dia merenung dalam, mencari bicara pagi buat santapan kami berdua, dan dicapai dengan hujung jarinya sedikit kedalam sebelum diceritakan begini, “Bulu hidung you ada uban.” Kata si Perempuan Tua. “Bukan la! Taik hidung I kut.” Aku membalas bohongan Perempuan Tua … Continue reading
Fruity Gelato
The physician told her nonsense, and she wept sorrowful tears one night, sharing the nonsense with me. “I might Firdy, i might have breast cancer,” she told, “don’t tell anyone please. Promise me.” “Promise me Vernice,” I whispered, courageously to … Continue reading
Today’s conversation in the staircase
“Firdy, you have to meet Karim!” She said, “he’s a really funny guy!”. “You know, he puasa the whole day, and buka eating pork.” “Hahahahaha, what the hell.” Us laughing. “I know, what the hell right. Karim is such a … Continue reading