“Baby, can our children eat pork?”
“No way man!”
“But why? I want our children to be able to choose their own beliefs.”
“I penat-penat nanti mengandung for 9 months, i have a say right?”
I have agreed to this, that if a woman gives birth to a child, and becomes mother — and all the sufferings that she has to go through — she has a major say at how she wants her precious baby to be brought up. I have less say in it, i totally agree. But being an infidel – oh well, of being an infidel — we’re kinda sleazy. So i told;
“Well, you’re right. But nanti when you’re not around, i’ll ask them out and say ‘children, we’re gonna eat pork today, don’t tell your mother about it, okay?’.'”
“Bodoh, it will break my heart.”
“Then i tell them not to tell you la because it will break your heart.”
The thought of being a bad father and perhaps the worst husband had me say, “but what if they’re big enough to decide on their owns and they want to eat pork?”
“Then i’ll accept their decision but it will still break my heart.” Determined, she said, “but when their still just little babies of mine, i wont let them eat pork. Never.”
Exactly why i love you, dear. You’ll be the most loving mother, protective and your children will appreciate the protection they receive and love you back as much, maybe even more and will never break your heart. Never. Your children will love you forever. But i kinda will, break your heart i mean, i think. Bak Kut Teh so nice, i’ll let them eat behind you okay. And Siew Yoke, wow, it’s the bomb man.
I’ll corrupt the mind of our children, okay? Or their taste buds. Because it will break my heart too, if i don’t get to be a bad father, or the world’s worst husband.
i’ll never find someone as honest as you firdy baby
world’s worst discussion.
A : ^_^
christock : yeah man. i’m honest about who i am : i’m a shitty person =P
Myhorng : nooo!!! it’s the world’s best discussion. so much tolerance and openness and ridiculous stuff like telling your partner the evil plans u have beforehand.
Since i know you r melayu pure melayu berdengung so biarlah i cakap melayu dengan u. I hanya nak kata inilah pertama kali saya bertemu dengan seorang yang mempunyai sekeping jiwa yang sedih dan sakit. kalau kulit sawa matang janganlah cuba nak tukar jadi creamer tetap coklat pekat. Inilah contoh manusia yang tidak tahu dan sedar asal-usulnya keluar dari lubang mana? sedih dan menyedihkan. Kepercayaan adalah hak individu tetapi tetapi memalu kepercayaan adalah hak semua manusia terutama pembela agama. Semua orang buat dosa cukuplah setakat itu tapi kalau bermegah dengan dosa hanya satu makhluk sahaja yang saya kenal iaitu syaitan. If u want to humiliate your parents kencing saja dimuka mereka tetapi kalau u nak memalukan agama do email me set d date , place and time and i would surely love to pis on your face for humiliating my religion. Saya cabar awak ke pejabat pendaftaran segera untuk menukar agama, seblm berlanjutan memalukan agama Islam saluran lubang yang kamu dikeluarkan.
i didn’t humiliate ur religion, in fact u kinda did. and it’s wrong for you to do so.
u see raihan, next time don’t speak on behalf of ur religion, i’m friends with a lot of good muslims who know not to resort to cursing and to establish the mutual respect between the people who don’t believe their religion, and themselves.
these good muslims know islam doesn’t need a person who uses their “Ad-Din” to mock other peoples beliefs.
do not, i repeat, DO NOT speak on behalf of ur religion if this is the attitude and the example you’re trying to set for other muslims. quit this silly attitude of yours.
islam, like any other religion, is beautiful when spoken by the right people, practiced by the beautiful people who value humanity, and who celebrate the diversity among us.
you on the other hand, gotta stop talking on behalf of ur religion. you do not understand a thing about islam, the only part that you think you understand is that : islam needs its followers to hate other people who do not believe in it. which is disgusting.
quit that raihan. you understood islam wrongly.
So for God sake by behaving like that u consider yourself knows about Islam more then me? Then u must be insane. As a muslim even a 10 yr old daughter knows what is right and wrong to be a muslim Tell me if u can say what ever u like about Islam, give me one reason why can’t i. I thought u r a broad minded guy this is a free country as what u think. For yr info as per my knowledge the none believers of Islam usually will quit using Islamic name and would went straight to the registra to get out from the religion that you disbelief, but what happen to u? Brag,curse abt the religion’s but still in it just like eating your own shit.
You are nothing but a rebel kids that wanted to proof to the whole world HEY! LOOK AT ME!! I M SPOILED COZ OF MY PARENTS BROKEN MARRIAGE!! HEY!! MAN I WANT TO MAKE BOTH OF MY PARENTS FELT GUILTY AND HUMILIATE THEM TO THE WORLD!! Sudah lah!! I know all you craps man.
Indeed Islam is a beautiful religion when spoken by a good ppl. So what makes u ? good Islam ? Bad islam ?free thinker? Buddist? or what? Spell out man so that the whole world know that u came from a religious family and now u want to declare officially that u r non believer of Islam any longger.
If u get so annoyed with my words just imagine right now how does your mom and dad face look like when they r covered with your shit? Can u imagine??
Sorry bro i wont quit if u wont take out all this nonsense block humiliating my religion. Pls change your religion, your name and put that in your ic then i will quit. Maybe the next step i m going to do is to put this block in front page news papper and lets humiliate your parents and your family widely espeacially Islam, since i m a reporter so its not hard 4 me to do so.
Alang-alang nak malukan mak bapa biar kita masukkan mereka terus ke hospital bahagia or make them die with a heart attack, maybe that will satisfy u to eat pork for the rest of your life and then brag to the whole world how so called open minded u r.
I hv been all over the world and met all kind of ppl with all kind of religions back ground, so MR THINK THAT HE IS A SMART GUY lupa kanlah. baru bergaul dengan satu dua mat saleh and mat buddist dah rasa banyak sangat tahu ilmu. Kalau orang berilmu tak akan lari dari ibu laa sudahlah mana agama dalam dunia ni yang izinkan anak malukan ibubapanya story me la!!
PS : So sad a person with a lot of good muslim friends around alowed u to humiliate your birth mum. R u sure they r good muslim????
Mana lebih baik i curse u or u humiliate yr parents and religions??? U get what u give.
raihan, do what you want and say what you want ok
i’m done talking to you
Firdauz yang saya kenal walaupun berlainan fahaman agama nya dari saya, menyuruh saya bersembahyang bila masuk waktu. Dia lah yang menunjukkan arah kiblat buat saya dan dia juga yang menghamparkan sejadah.
Daripada mencerca, bukankah lebih baik berdoa moga dibukakan hati Firdauz?
cant agree more with A..but firdauz, i will be more happy if u put less joke about islam in ur blog..i like u, but i cant agree with u when u make fun of my religion…i know, this is a free world, free country, but i think ppl wud be very appreciated if u cud do less joke on other ppl beliefs..
btw,…i like ur mimi’s joke..huhuh..and we live in the same condo..:)
A : A yang saya kenal, bontot dia comel! boleh gigit, hihi =P
malsya : actually, if you read properly, i never made fun to any religion, i made fun of myself, yes, but never to any religion, especially islam.
true, by saying i consume pork and drink alcohol can be offensive to the muslims, but i don’t mean to offend anyone. so, if i’ve had offended you by sharing to the world i’m not a muslim, or consider myself not one, then i’m sorry. you forgive me yeah.
because to me, by telling or sharing with the world the story of my life, although nothing is so interesting about it, it encourages people to think, and perhaps, to accept, whoever we are — i understand you’re a good person, you understand i’m the bad one, perhaps we can be friends, although we have different beliefs. although you’re a better person than i am.
since ur living in the same condo, I COME CRASH YOUR HOUSE FOR RAYA CAN AH!? i want duit raya please, and lemang.
please say yes, i want at least 5 ringgits, ok!
=P
alaaa dun get me wrong, i never said u r the bad one, i understand dat u have a different belief…
watever pun, im sorry too..selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin..;)
ohhh u want duit raya eh, bukan 5 ringgit i kasi u, 5000 pun boleh, but 5000 rupiah, lemang nnt i beli kat jusco OU ok….hahaha
i want follow you buy lemang!!!!!!!
please bring me along
=(