“Firdy, you have to meet Karim!” She said, “he’s a really funny guy!”. “You know, he puasa the whole day, and buka eating pork.”
“Hahahahaha, what the hell.” Us laughing.
“I know, what the hell right. Karim is such a bad guy. You know, his parents once sent him to Sekolah Agama and even that, he got expelled from it. Such a funny bad guy.”
And we talked about Heaven and Hell. They concluded, that i wont go to hell.
(Ok i lied, i concluded, that i wont go to hell nor heaven. When i die, to be honest, i’ll become a giant supermarket. 30% discount for sexy shoes, 70% discount for bags and normal price for toothpaste, when i die.)
best. puasa whole day and buka with pork….. hahhaah
crazy fella right?
i dunno why he puasa in the first place. perhaps some people are just nuts!
how the hell did the supermarket come into the picture? so damn random! u watch too much family guy is it?
will definitely patronize your supermarket. i hope you have really really sexy shoes.
Robb : no, i’m being myself too much. if i’m too much of myself, i become random =(
elly : got got. got a lot of sexy shoes one. when u die, i hope u become a sticky armpit of a black man. i know, i’m ridiculously racist, but it’s funny if you are an armpit!
takmau. when i die i want to be a seafood restaurant. syiokness!
u know, i once called a girl scallop because of its smell, and taste
i hope ur a dolphin, been wanting to eat one
fyi dolphins smell good and taste better.
dolphins got titties. eeyeeeer
like duhhh. dolphins are kinky shit no kidding!
how u know!!!!
why u sleep with male dolphins one
=(
elly, haiwan apa lagi kinky ah? share with us la ur experience with them
hmmm lemme think. the nasty nasty ones eh? i think the baddest most nastyyy one has got to be the Firdius primalius. itu macam the fuck?! starship troopers nasty. cuba wiki makhluk tu. hihihi.
you know what i wanna do elly
one of my colleagues is leaving the country to travel around europe for 4-6 months
fucking chun right. i’m so jealous la. i wanna do just that, if i have the money (or maybe guts, since we all can always find ways to earn some money)
such a lucky girl, and brave too
yes that’s true. that’s true and you are truly random
xoxo. it’s my bedtime now, i kena tidur.
sweet dreams
=)