I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Firdy teaches you Japanese
My girlfriend (yeah, i have a girlfriend, hihi) went to Japan and did her degree under the sponsorship of the Japanese Government. That was some years ago. Today, she’s a spy for their secret intelligence. So one day she bought … Continue reading
Posted in Twaddle
Tagged bodoh-la, exaggerated, half-truth, i'm almost funny, learn japanese, video
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In the Mood for Love,
was the movie i watched with my loved one. Ikan Siakap masak 3 Rasa was the simple dinner we cooked afterward, eaten with brown rice.
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Halal Friends
It shocked me when it arrived. Micheal Jackson, i thought, must have inspired one of these people. I had never seen it being ordered before. “Why there’s chicken?” i asked and the thought of it was chaotic. Horny Bin Abdullah … Continue reading
Birds on Wires
It’s amazing how some people could see things we couldn’t. Reading a newspaper, I saw a picture of birds on the electric wires. I cut out the photo and decided to make a song, using the exact location of the … Continue reading
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Negaraku
The access card didn’t work. I slapped it again against the stubborn device that was happy to reject my card each time — and was smaller than my palm — about three-four times this time, and each time i had … Continue reading
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Today,
I cut my finger and wrapped it with a crocodile. I didn’t claim insurance, i didn’t take medical leave, because i’m strong like Hercules. Not like you, sissy readers of mine.
If i were a neutrino,
and i could pass through everything at the speed of light, i would stop in at your heart and break it, i would stop in at your heart and break its wall and you would tell me to go away, … Continue reading
After late-night shower,
while getting ready for late-night sex, i sang quietly, but Anis had thought that i was talking to her; “What did you say baby?” “Nothing, i was singing.” “Lagu apa you nyanyi?” I sang, “Selawat dan salam, untuk Rasul junjungan, … Continue reading
On the first day of Raya,
bored with humanity, wanting to be a frog, i had messaged Horny; “Bak Kut Teh when! Hoho.” There was no reply. Horny is a terrible person. So i messaged Mellissa, “Mell, lets have Bak Kut Teh. Beg KY for it … Continue reading
To the muslims, Selamat Hari Raya
I know, i know. I’ve done many awful things that might have offended you guys. Although of course, i never meant to. So yeah, Selemat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir dan Batin. Duit Raya jangan lupa tau? =P P/s : Please … Continue reading
Digi Music and a short story
While smoking in the staircase, and moving my feet and allowing Prefuse 73 to swing my body and wave it to its catchy tune, i had shattered my future — the in-ear headphones had welcomed the sight of a woman … Continue reading
I see.
Teks masuk; “Baby, Tuhan kirimlah aku, kekasih yang baik hati, yang mencintai aku apa adanya.” Lelaki-yang-selalu-curang-tapi-baik-hati membaca, cuba memahami, dan membalas, “Kekasih you jahat eh? =p” Teks masuk; “Bodoh la. I used to like that song, masa tu I takda … Continue reading
Ereyesterday.
You, Today, i missed you. Yesterday, i missed you too. The day before yesterday, i forgot, i think got also la. Been missing you, i think. I’m not so sure. Maybe!