Boys

“Bring it back dude!” I told Yee Hou about it. “You gotta make it happen again.”

Back when the years were still young and a little sweet and a little sour — about half a century ago i would imagine —; Yee Hou and friends, and Nicholas and friends, and Tock Tock and friends, we used to venture in Boys Day Outs, and Boys Night Outs feasting on pork and sometimes frogs, and drove up to Genting Highland impetuously, and talked vacuously about the silly life in general. We used to bond like we were a bunch of gay guys, and that was why Robb — the real gay guy — would have never been invited.

Robb — now the soft margarine gay guy — would have made us look so gay that he would have made himself look so artificially gay.

So i told Yee Hou, “What happened yeah actually? Issit because all of us gay wannabees are now busy with our own girls already?”

“Dunno, maybe everyone busy la.” Told Yee Hou.

“We have to do it again man,” i suggested “and Penton and Shun Yau also can tag along. Fucking fun la all guys.” I paused for a while and thought of saying it anyways, “But Doria can follow, he’s a guy.”

Yee Hou had agreed. I mean like who does not agree with me that Doria is actually a guy with that size of her thighs?

So mighty big. Doria will look much better in a checkered boxer shorts than in a miniskirt.

(Ahh… the olden days. How i’m missing them.)

*Edited : There was no Doria in this post. I was talking about someone else.

(and the awesome Bak Kut Teh, guys? Gotta bring them back!)