I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- Curiosity almost killed this cat August 28, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Monthly Archives: August 2009
Big Bang
My heart grows bigger all of a sudden, like the big bang, it expands, creates more room for you and you. I love you, i didn’t write this, something suggested it but i love you, whoever you are, i love … Continue reading
Wet
She jumped onto my bed immediately after i opened the door for her; and threw her belongings onto the floor and straightaway went online with my laptop. She must have been addicted to internet, and tired of the long journey. … Continue reading
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Sunnnnnyyyyyy day, sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweeeeet. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street.
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Peluru
Perlukah lagi aku menulis, untuk jiwa-jiwa lapar, jiwa-jiwa jerangkung yang kurus berkulitkan tulang? Ah Dunia Satu Jiwa, aku sentiasa menulis untuk kamu. Yang laju, yang perlahan, yang kurang bersopan, yang kadang buat kamu tersenyum, yang selalu buat kamu mengelamun, entah … Continue reading
Oh, god damn it.
I dreamed of making love to a sweet girl last night and didn’t wet my pants. This sucks =(
Orchids and Donuts.
She likes orchids, exotic and heady orchids and is of the opinion that roses are tacky. My opinion of roses is far more offensive, it often offends young lovers of those who enjoy giving and receiving a bouquet of half-dead … Continue reading
Boys
“Bring it back dude!” I told Yee Hou about it. “You gotta make it happen again.” Back when the years were still young and a little sweet and a little sour — about half a century ago i would imagine … Continue reading
Molecular evolution
“Sayang, if i mati, you datang kuburan i tau nanti.” A text came in. “Datang la baby. I’ll even ask our kids to baca yasin lagi.” I replied. “Haha, i ada kids ke? I thought i’m infertile.” Of course you … Continue reading
And
Upon monday; and how i have loved it — to have spent a relaxing monday like this in bed, trying to get into her pants and; kissing, and
Tuanya perempuan ini
Sekarang ini, Perempuan Tua sedang duduk sebelah, tengah suapkan buah kiwi, sebabnya : Saya tidak tidur hampir 5 hari, ok, tidur cuma 4-6 jam satu hari. Kalau disimpulkan, telah bekerja hampir 18 jam satu hari selama 5 hari berturut-turut, dan … Continue reading
Korean Drama
After evangelizing all the people whom i loved, and the people whom i loved to poke fun at — to never watch Korean drama —, i’ve finally become who i’m not supposed to be : a fucking loser. I watched … Continue reading
Ooooohhhh, now i know
I called her for a few minutes, abruptly changed the topic during an interesting conversation, and i said good bye before she finished her sentence. I did this because i’m a crazy fool. And then i thought, how clever i … Continue reading