What does a guy say to a girl who wants to get pregnant

We say good bye!

=P

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Temuramah sendiri-sendiri.

Penemu-ramah : En. Firdauz,

Firdauz : Ya saya.

Penemu-ramah : Bolehkah En. Firdauz berkongsi kejadian tersebut.

Firdauz : Mula-mula tu, dia kata nak datang tomorrow sahaja, then saya cuba pujuk kata “datang la tonite baby”. Tapi pujukan saya kurang berjaya.

Penemu-ramah : Kenapa memujuk?

Firdauz : Saya horny. Sentiasa horny.

Penemu-ramah : Apakah jawapan yang diberi saudari tersebut?

Firdauz : She said ” i wanna get pregnant”.

Penemu-ramah : dan kamu?

Firdauz : “Bye!”

Penemu-ramah : What happened after that?

Firdauz : She tried to bribe me with cookies.

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Being a good guy is so hard. And the girls, they always use tricks on us, the good guys. And they further manipulate us.

Girls are evil, i hate them!

(can i just get cookies and sex everyday. i think i deserve it)

=(

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14 Responses to What does a guy say to a girl who wants to get pregnant

  1. Tan Yee Hou says:

    Later your kok break then you know sex so much!!

  2. pinkpau says:

    ahahahaha YEAH what yee hou said

  3. vernice says:

    I tot your name is Zuadrif??? :p

  4. chriso says:

    Who’s Firdauz? I want Zuadrif back!!

  5. Robb says:

    hahaha

    bye~

  6. Elaine says:

    Firdaus is it…You’re damn funny la…..I like you..but i dowan to get pregnant…so you wont say BYE to me right! hahahah~

    1st time dropping “bye” wahahah~

  7. Zuadrif says:

    Tan Yee Hou : break break la. i dont care one, huhu

    pinkpau : terrible la u

    vernice : vernice, in one day, how many times do you complain things to me. i think too many already. why la vernice. are you a girl or what?

    chriso : he’s taking a break, i’m taking his place now. hihi

    robb : ahaks =P

    elaine : sure ah you like me. whats ur number? ^_^

  8. Vernice says:

    :( duwan talk to u already…. emo emo…

  9. Just Passing Through says:

    Kasihannya …sungguh kasihan…

  10. Zuadrif says:

    Vernice : u miss me issit?

    Just passing through : ahahaha, memang kasihan kan =P

  11. Elaine says:

    My number is…..eeeee…..here so many people malu la….or u give me urs, then i personally give mine to you….wahahhahaha!!

    *good tactique huh, you buy or not?* HAHAHHAHHAHA

  12. Zuadrif says:

    ahahahha, good good, very good tactic, i *buy very much* =P

  13. Myhorng says:

    ya gals are evil.

  14. Zuadrif says:

    hell yeah they are!

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