Terpeleot

Too much sex and masturbation have made my knees weaker than days without one. I blame pretty girls for this. I blame those hot caucasians whose names i do not know but moan so loud in the 60-minute porn movie form the porn DVD i bought at Uptown, Damasara Utama.

I only have one porn DVD — most acts are girl-on-girl’s —, i used to have 2 exotic Persian porn movies — all acts were caucasian guys on hot steamy Persian-French-mixed-girls — on my iPod but they were scrubbed and formated until my iPod was spotless and lighter in weight and the lost data couldn’t be recovered. Silly Vernice did this.

I blame Vernice for not being a porn star.

I blame Vernice for she was not born a hot Persian-French.

So while thinking of the hot steamy sex (remember, my knees are weaker when my days are full with sex and masturbation), and taking the cold water from the dispenser, i suddenly ‘terpeleot’ and almost ‘jatuh’ on the wooden floor.

“What happened?” asked Vernice.

“I slipped and almost fell,” I told her.

“What?” She slid her headphones and was trying to listen to me properly again.

“I almost jatuh, almost fell into something,” paused for a while before added, “love maybe.”

“You fell in love with me ah?” asked silly Vernice.

Girls are retarded. They are. Believe me.