I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- something just died December 5, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Monthly Archives: July 2009
Dear cancer,
Please stop taking the lives of the people whom we care for, the people whom we love, the people who deserve to live a little longer. Stop ending the lives of young, talented people who have so many brilliant ideas … Continue reading
Posted in Devotion
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Chapter 1 : Dry coffee
The coffee in Seramban tasted like charcoal with sugar, i drank and smiled the widest smile and was in that smile — both dark and wide, teeth stained with coffee, heart entertained with self-deprecating humor — that i complained about … Continue reading
Weird
I’m in the office right now, suddenly i heard a loud voice similar to someone breathing with a blocked nose. The loud sound came from the other side of the office, the lights were off in this side of office. … Continue reading
Posted in Anecdote
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Doryatheology
In the beginning, Doria was a drama queen, but as she grew up, she had become a theatrical female deity. “Seeing your boyfriend?” asked someone. “Hell no! I’m single, man.” Said Doria, “I broke up with my boyfriend long time … Continue reading
Prologue :
Look at me now, where do i go after i swung by your heart and softened. Am i the cloudy drops of the weakened liquid — are you the mighty rainbow? Or do i catch your hand and jump and … Continue reading
Like a bottle of milk
It’s Sunday, and i know i miss you a lot, but i didn’t ask you to come over, because we both have agreed, absence makes the heart grow fonder. I did what you did when you were here, i put … Continue reading
Posted in Devotion
Tagged alternative universe, bodoh-la, cinta-monyet, jiwa lembik boohoo!
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Happy birthday
Today is my birthday, and my lazy idea of birthday is too unsophisticated — don’t come to work, and stay in bed. So staying in bed is what i did since last night — it’s 2.58PM right now and i … Continue reading
Posted in Anecdote
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What does a guy say to a girl who wants to get pregnant
We say good bye! =P *** Temuramah sendiri-sendiri. Penemu-ramah : En. Firdauz, Firdauz : Ya saya. Penemu-ramah : Bolehkah En. Firdauz berkongsi kejadian tersebut. Firdauz : Mula-mula tu, dia kata nak datang tomorrow sahaja, then saya cuba pujuk kata “datang … Continue reading
Glasses
I took Nicholas’s glasses and he took mine — and this can be written into a story, or a piece of poetry — but the disturbed soul is sleeping on its deathbed, and it whispers of ordinary words for your … Continue reading
I’m now,
a married man. I’m so sorry, i didn’t invite you guys!! But the wedding ceremony so low budget one, we did it in my office and we had KFC and Ribena only. Butttt….. Alhamdulillah. Tan Yee Hou was our ‘Tok … Continue reading
Mentega lembut
“Firdy,” called Vernice and asked “what is jiwang?” “Jiwang means cheesy or corny,” i told vernice. “What’s corny, horny i know la.” “Errmmm.. corny and cheesy share the same meaning.” When i failed to explain to Vernice the meaning of … Continue reading
Quantum Merepek
A very interesting video which trying to discuss the wave-particle duality but uses pseudoscience crap and tells us that particles of matter are aware of the observers and they change they behaviour from wave to particle. Half-science half-crap video, but … Continue reading
Terpeleot
Too much sex and masturbation have made my knees weaker than days without one. I blame pretty girls for this. I blame those hot caucasians whose names i do not know but moan so loud in the 60-minute porn movie … Continue reading