Every hour of my day, i would smile at Vernice and blow soft wind into her ears. She would giggle like a girl and i would smirk like a pervert, but it worked. It would always about work.
“Vernice, what do you think of this design?” I would ask her.
“Firdy, you free tonight?” I would imagine, a little wild.
She would always complain, about everything, especially when the weekends are nearing. I suspect, and she has agreed with my suspicion, that it’s always due to the weekend sex with her boyfriend. Horny people are angry people, i thought, and i have always been the victim of this issue.
“You not enough sex issit?” Both of us would ask to each other. She would share, i would listen, she would ask, i would deny all the occasional sex i’ve been getting. My favourite line of denying has always been ;
“I’m still a virgin la you stupid.”
Today, — while still having the thought that i’m still virgin —, i have asked her to fill up my cup with cold water. She complained. So i bought her Cheezels, and she fed me with her hand, smiling happily.
I wonder what makes you all read my blog.
HOI BUDAK CANNOT EAT AND SHIT IN THE OFFICE!!!
also cannot have sex in the office, even if in the mind only!
Can I have a big gap with you?? you prevert!!!!! don’t use your wind to touch me…
Tan Yee Hou : hahahaha, i know lah. i follow a strict rule too — no office scandals, and i have many sets of rules — but this is just a creative writing, i blurt out things i have in mind in my writing so i can live a healthier life.
i’m rational, but we all have thoughts in mind, and i tend to write them.
no worries la yee hou, just creative writing ok. =)
Chriso : hahahahah, we all do that i think. guys are disgusting, aren’t we? =P
Vernice : ahahahah, ridiculous. you know u love it =P