Each time we make fun of someone, the universe is split into two. Some continue to live almost happily in the universe where the angry police would correct their behavior and tell them what’s right and what’s wrong. And these people would act differently from what they have in mind. And they live almost happily.
But to some people like me — this conscious entity who writes and laughs at things —, when the universe is split into 2, we go into an alternative universe where we make fun of the people the same way we would do in our head. Because in this parallel universe, we are immortal.
“The picture very nice,” said a guy. I overheard this conversation in an elevator, on the way up to the 12b floor, in where i worked.
“You should go to my friendster,” replied a young woman. “Got nice pictures, very nice one,” and added, “got many pictures ah, i like. My friend took for me, he used this round camera ah, then the picture like circle-cirle like that.” And with her finger, she made a big sign of a circle to the elevator’s door. “Very nice. You should go to my friendster and see.”
“Oh, that one. It’s called fisheye lens. It’s for fun only, not professional one.” Said the guy.
“But very nice loh. I like it. I look very thin in my friendster.”
(in case you missed it, she said “I look very thin in my friendster“)
Einstein once told us about the E=mc2, it’s the calculation of the energy. Energy is equal to the mass multiplied by the square of the speed of light. I think, with a total annihilation of this woman, we could replace our sun and the dwarf planets in the our solar system would be as bright as our sun today. And tomorrow, new life would spring.
Save your laugh, this woman is very fat.
Save your funny universe, annihilate this woman.
Should be E=∆MC^2 heehee
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i loikeeeee
<3 <3 
Now I know why don’t my colleagueS talk in elevators..
show the pics!
Chriso : eh, yesterday emma saw u at gloria’s cafe. then she was like “i know this guy, i’ve seen him before, but who is he?” she didn’t sleep thinking about who you are. ahahahah. then only this morning she remembered she saw your pictures before on my blog. huhu
Rina : are they fat? =P
Ky : dont have pictures la!
Nops, they all are in good shape Lol…It’s just that lots of lookers around and it’s awkward to do something while sharing space and end up to talk to someone over the phone and overheard by stranger like in your case..Huhuhu
What a Pathetic working place
Well, other than that she might as well be stringed to the relative theory of gravity where she could be a planet having her own orbital space for things around her.
Rina : heh, so u work in singapore?
Mighty Jacksparrow : no, she should replace the sun. she’s bigger than any planet.
QuantumMagic: Yup, live and work in Singapore.