I’m Zuadrif
Hello, I'm Zuadrif.
I'm supposed to have been dead — i shot myself, and died —, but in an alternative universe, i survived and have become addicted to wanking and sex, and the occasional wanking and sex. Oh la.
And under a moniker, i write anonymously on blogspot and under the real name, i write nonsensical stuff at Firdauz takes 5.
Firdauz takes 5- Curiosity almost killed this cat August 28, 2010 Firdauz takes 5
Monthly Archives: June 2009
Jihad Message
“Hi Baby, i mimpi Sofia* tadi. Pastu i mimpi you but it’s not your face. Tapi u jadi tabligh long beard. Haha.” A message just came in. I get it, girls when they become jealous, the other girl whom they … Continue reading
Ranting-ranting pokok kayu
When i posted on Firdauz takes 5 about ‘me eating pork‘, i first thought i could have a decent debate with the people who believe i shall not eat pork. Because the truth is, why muslims (somehow they always see … Continue reading
Posted in Ranting
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Tidurlah Dunia
“Baby, 25th ni i jumpa you boleh?” suara Perempuan Tersayang di hujung telefon. Lembut, persis suara perempuan kesanyangan, lembut itu jatuh, rehatnya dalam hati-hati orang yang bersayang-sayang. “It’s our (3rd month) anniversary kan?” aku bertanya, berhati-hati. “Hahaha, i tak main … Continue reading
The usual
“Baby, let’s eat.” I brought the super quick pasta i usually cooked on weekends with the usual grilled chicken i usually cooked with tunes of random Tamil songs i would sing, and dance a little to the television room. She … Continue reading
Hola,
Girlfriend no. 4038, please reply. Since the Invasion of Iraq, and the years after that, i don’t remember buying any girl any gift, or perhaps i’ve had, but i simply can’t recall. To tell you honestly, Girlfriend no. 4038 — … Continue reading
Paradox
Every hour of my day, i would smile at Vernice and blow soft wind into her ears. She would giggle like a girl and i would smirk like a pervert, but it worked. It would always about work. “Vernice, what … Continue reading
Jokes from the net #1
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? An Italian – will throw away the cup and walk away in a fit of rage. A Frenchman – will take out the fly, and drink the coffee. A Chinaman … Continue reading
Quantum Fat Bastard
Each time we make fun of someone, the universe is split into two. Some continue to live almost happily in the universe where the angry police would correct their behavior and tell them what’s right and what’s wrong. And these … Continue reading
Posted in Twaddle
Tagged alternative universe, bodoh-la, i'm almost funny, matter, particles, quantum, science
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Babi Goreng
“Be right back tau Baby,” i typed and threw a flat excuse into the instant messenger, “I nak tapau babi goreng for lunch.” For my years had been prosperous, — told Tan Yee Hou while rubbing my super-sized tummy, his … Continue reading
Boy, i dance cutely.
I am a boy, and Vernice is a friend, a lovely friend, and i am a boy, a common boy for a friend, a lovely friend. When Vernice was born, i wasn’t around to tell you how much she weighed, … Continue reading
Posted in Anecdote
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Mangsa Rogol
Pelik, Kuala Lumpur : Seorang laki-laki separuh-Melayu-separuh-Gatal yang sudah akhil baligh, telah dirogol sehingga kurang siuman. Perlukah dia report polis?
We love and forget, we love and forget
When her face was the prettiest — and it looked warm, like love in the morning — i had told, “Baby, i asked Sarah* to design something for me, kinda like her design.” “Oh yeah? Design apa Baby?” “I ada … Continue reading
Shut up
I have shut down my previous blog, and started a new one — this blog has had its URLs changed so many times to prevent it from being discovered. Well, this time i want to write for myself. I want … Continue reading